You’re Invited to Ballet party The Olsen twins take viewers to Lincoln Center, where they have a workout with the ballerinas of the New York City Ballet, go sightseeing in the Big Apple, and bring everything to a big finish with a grand-finale performance featuring some fine young dancers. With the cultural angle, this is better than most Olsen videos. –Tom Keogh
Customer Review: To be a ballerina, hold on I need to pee, when I Iook and close my eyes this is what i pee
This is a really annoying video. So what is the impossible goal this time, brains suregons, rocket scientists, getting a decent hairstyle on their heads.The’ve done it all,BUT WAIT, now their ballerinas!!! they start off as their normal ditzy annoying selves and then break into a corny song, pack an ugly suitcase with what appears to be 9 cheap turtle-neck sweaters and a few tu-tus. they inocently and magically (big suprise there) quietly STOW-AWAY on an innocent bystanding North-West airplane and get kicked off in mid-air just in time to land in a soft,CUSHIONED (another suprise) carrige and continue their song.then after literlly shoving an old woman out of the way they break into a ballet preformance hall (where genius mary-kate asks “are we supposed to be in here”)were a stalker-like creep named samara (just kidding) “danniel” greets them agressivley and knows more about thier plans then they do. then they stupidly follow her into a cheesey dance studio where two of their freinds are already being held captive ooooooopppppsssssssss i mean learing ballet. then they break into songs agian, this time something about sweating like a pig. then they go meet two of and probably ONLY of daniels freinds, an ugly looking ostrich like ballerina named piqua and her homosexual freind named alfonzo-sassycatcrudcake. Then they break into ANOTHER SONG(man these suprises are non-ending,geeze,i am constantly suprised!), this song is about big ugly bunion feet. and how much it hurts to have big ugly bunion feet like they do (and off course the olsen twins just HAVE to be wwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaayyyy in front and thier cheesey freinds wwwwwwwwwwwaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyy in the back were the termites are more visible. then they whine about thier cheap ballet slippers, okay moving on. the twins go to a park and performe there oh so neccesary ballet entitled “goose inohso tragic sesuire”where they (you geussed it-HAVE IDENTICAL,MATCHING SESUIRES!) then the stupid ballerinas and ballerinos whine about being nervous but off course the physciatrists mary-kate and ashley are here to help. during this song they tell corny jokes where the adult actors have to panfully fake laughs and then than the girls for helping (which they didn’t, the actors were being polite). Thenit’s time for the BIG preformaance where you see more extras people stuffing themselves with sassy-cat crud cakes and the twins waving thier arms around like they are on drugs than ballet.Then the girls MUST close the show so they preform a cheaply coroigraphied ballet. overall i guess this movies budget was like what 5, 6 bucks tops? don’t get this unless you can also afford the ballet lessons and ugly tu-tus your child will want as soon as the included sesuier pill wears off. wanna buy it, your choice!

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Here’s a 5+ minute complialtion of submission goodness with alot of ones I haven’t seen before, and a few familiar ones as well. Enjoy!

EXTRA LARGE MESH TOY HAMMOCK NET
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Little People Discovering Animals Volume 3
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Did Gonzaga’s own knee break his nose?
bruceleesreincarnation wrote:Either way….it’s a nice slam……no gentle little take down……..that’s a pick you up dump you on your freakin neck slam. A great slam indeed!

Did Gonzaga’s own knee break his nose?
Either way….it’s a nice slam……no gentle little take down……..that’s a pick you up dump you on your freakin neck slam.

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